It's Not Easy Being Green

Where is it written that little girls have to wear pink or be subject to gender confusion? No less than three women asked me today how old my son was. Because she was wearing a green outfit. No, it wasn't a dress. But it was cute, kinda fem. Too girly for a boy. So I ask you, why? I was so rattled I bought her two dresses, perfect for the arctic temps we've got going on this week.