Thursday, November 18, 2010

Mr. Bubble


Here at Potty Mouth we don't hold anything back. So, we close our beach retrospective with a very clean photo, which also doubles as a cautionary tale. This is what happens when you put a cap full of bubble bath in the tub and turn on the jacuzzi jets. The suds were about three feet high.

You have been warned.

Crabby



The kids weren't the only ones who got crabby without their afternoon naps. These buggers came to lunch. I like the fact that crabs offer the diner both a good meal as well as entertainment. Please note the skeptical look on Harry's face. Yes sweetie, we're going to eat those.

We were so lucky to be joined for a few days by the grandparents, who happily consented to go fishing with the kids on the Salvo pier. While I can't say much about the catch (Paul reeled in 4 or 5 tiny puffer fish), the kids loved it. Harry is perhaps the most traditional among us -- preferring the sitting and waiting and eating to the fishing itself. Charlotte might make a fine fisher-girl one day.

Fly Me to The Moon


Yes, still reminiscing about the beach. This post is for Auntie Julie. Thank you for the Awesome train kite! No doubt about it, you've got our number.

She Sells Seashells By the Seashore


People are still asking me how our postponed Salvo vacation was. (probably because I never put up real photos, short of blurry iphone snaps). Well, we love traveling with our friends. It's one of our great delights. But this week of beach exile, just us, was phenomenal. The kids could have napped more, but I can't say enough about our trip. Today, as the frost starts to collect, I finally dumped a whopping 375 beach photos off my camera onto the hard drive and have decided that today's blog post (s) will be an ode to the Outer Banks 2010. I recommend calling up these photos as soon as you unpack the woolens.

Boo! (hoo)


The only thing scary about this Halloween post is how late it is...the date....Nov. 18. What can I say? Mama works for a living. But this tardiness should not undermine the fabulousness of our trick-or-treating night. A big shout out to Aunty Jessica who helped me put together Charlotte's handmade ladybug skirt (it was a fine collaboration in the tradition of my grandfather, Mario, an Italian tailor who arrived at Ellis Island in 1923, and made all of my Halloween costumes...every my floaty ballet skirts).

Suffice it to say, the kids loved every moment of the night, racing from door to door. Charlotte would knock, and Harry, our astronaut, would yell (in a very high pitched voice) "trick or treat!" I stress high-pitched, which I think earned them extra candy to just. please. move. on.

It was the year that Harry really GOT it - carving the pumpkins (I actually let him try his hand with a dull saw and we did not lose a hand, yea for me), checking all the neighborhood decorations on the drive to preschool "ooh mommy, that's a scary one!," the mountains of candy, the begging door-to-door, sitting on the stoop with friends gorging on sweets until bedtime (he took a bite of at least 10 pieces and handed them back to me at which point I chucked them into our Ivy, don't tell Paul.).

I adore Halloween. I think my children do too. So, I present you with some photos from the night and our Batman jack-o-lanterns (daddy did not photograph the painstakingly-carved "Harry" and "Charlotte" pumpkins....so maybe I WILL tell him about the candy in the ivy bed.)

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells...


I have discovered there is no better motivator for a good, long stint in the loo than Christmas toy catalogs.

HARRY: "I want this one, and this one and this one and this one (pause)...this one is for a girl. Charlotte wants that one (pointing to a doll/stroller/something pink)."

I like to think we haven't instilled them with this kind of merchandize-mentality, but I do recall that as a little girl I would page breathlessly through the then HUGE Sears catalog, circling toys for Christmas. Maybe it's genetic.

Athos, Porthos & Aramis


Harry and his friends Luke and Jack hung out yesterday after school. This was a big-boy play date, no moms allowed (just Luke's nanny Thelma). They wore costumes, they played with trains and trucks, they had 'licious snacks. And as they say, breaking up was hard to do. Harry was eager to
stay and play with the other musketeers. The only sunny-side to leaving was getting to drive home with Jack and regale mom with all kinds of potty humor.

JACK: it's fun riding in someone else's car

HARRY
: Better than a vomit car! (peels of laughter)

JACK
: Better than a poo poo car! (more giggling)

HARRY
: Better than a pee pee car! (launching into hysterics)

JACK
: Better than a stinky gas car! (laughing so hard they can barely think of the next gross thing.)

When did they get so big? Many thanks to Luke's mom for letting us come over (and for dashing home to snap pictures).